25 Funny Dog Quotes & Sayings

Dogs have an innate ability to bring joy and humor to our lives through their unconditional love, playful nature, companionship, sense of humor, emotional support, and zest for adventure. They remind us to live in the moment, cherish the little things, and find joy in the everyday moments shared with our furry friends. Below you will find 25 of our favorite funny dog quotes and sayings.

25 Quotes & Sayings About Dogs

1. “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby
   
   
2. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
   
   
3. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
   
   
4. “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin
   
   
5. “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
   
   
6. “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
   
   
7. “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret
   
   
8. “Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.” – Unknown
   
   
9. “The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.” – Carrie Underwood
   
   
10. “Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
    
    
11. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
    
    
12. “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry S. Truman
    
    
13. “My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!” – Craig Shoemaker
    
    
14. “Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
    
    
15. “I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
    
    
16. “If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” – Charles Yu
    
    
17. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
    
    
18. “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Gene Hill
    
    
19. “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” – Joe Weinstein
    
    
20. “In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown
    
    
21. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney
    
    
22. “I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” – Penny Ward Moser
    
    
23. “If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” – Alfred North Whitehead
    
    
24. “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” – Dave Barry
    
    
25. “My dog thinks I’m a great catch. But dating material? Not so much.” – Jennie Garth
    
    

Enjoying quotes about dogs is like finding a treasure trove of heartfelt sentiments, witty observations, and timeless wisdom wrapped in the furry companionship of man’s best friend. Each quote offers a glimpse into the unique bond between humans and dogs, celebrating their unwavering loyalty, playful spirit, and unconditional love. Whether sharing a laugh over their quirky antics or finding solace in their comforting presence, quotes about dogs resonate with the joy, humor, and profound connection that enrich our lives. Like a warm hug from a wagging tail, these quotes remind us to cherish the simple pleasures and profound moments shared with our beloved canine companions. Checkout some of our other collections of quotes about dogs.